It’s not often that I walk into the office, pull up the day’s news and rejoice!  In fact, it happens less often on a year-to-year than Bill and Hillary have marital relations.  That’s why when I saw this little tidbit, a smile slowly spread over my face, and I heard the sound of a small trio of trumpets playing somewhere in a distant corner of my mind!  Rejoice!  Keith Olbermann has been booted from the anchor throne of the elections!

It’s not that I hate his politics… well… OK, I do hate his politics, but I generally tolerate opposing views, as long as they’re balanced and objectively presented.  I find Olbermann to be the Joseph Goebbels of NBC.  This guy is such a pernicious doucheslurper, that even the leftist-leaning MSNBC decided he was a little too much.



After months of accusations of political bias and simmering animosity between MSNBC and its parent network NBC, the channel decided over the weekend that the NBC News correspondent and MSNBC host David Gregory would anchor news coverage of the coming debates and election night. Mr. Olbermann and Mr. Matthews will remain as analysts during the coverage.


The change — which comes in the home stretch of the long election cycle — is a direct result of tensions associated with the channel’s perceived shift to the political left.


It’ll be so nice not to be distracted by Herr Propagandameister’s smarmy sneer and his queer pink and lavender ties! 

This is the same douchebag who railed against Justice Antonin Scalia, calling him a clown, because apparently, in Olberdouche’s twisted reality, the plain language of the Second Amendment doesn’t protect an individual right.  Hell, even die-hard liberals have acknowledged that is exactly what the 2A protects.  But Olberdouche feels himself apparently more intelligent and well-versed in the law that a Supreme Court Justice, so in his opinion, Scalia is a “clown.”  And apparently the millions of NRA members want nothing more than to see deaths increase.




Oh, and the Virginia Tech massacre?  Yep, Bush’s fault!  See… cause the administration failed to usher in another “assault” weapons ban that would have banned high-capacity “clips,” which would have – in Olberdouche’s delusional mind – somehow stopped the psycho murderer at Virginia Tech.  Never mind that Bush had promised to sign an extension of the ban if it hit his desk, or that Olberdouche doesn’t have a clue about the difference between a clip and a magazine.  The AW ban didn’t make hi-cap magazines illegal!  Only ones manufactured after a certain date!  But hey, let’s not let the facts cloud our histrionics, shall we?

This assclown is a frothing, twisted, loud-mouthed, window licker with his tongue so far up the DNC’s ass, they can probably feel him licking their collective tonsils!  I can only chuckle at the fact that he’s been relegated to the role of “analyst,” which generally means MSNBC will let him bloviate for 30 seconds before shutting his fat mouth down.

Thank goodness!