So it’s Sunday.  I just made a pile of chocolate pancakes for Teeny, Redhead and Teeny’s pal.  I had fun watching them stuff vast amounts of pancakes in their mouths and leave trails of chocolate on their lips.  Dishes are done, laundry is put away, and I’m surfing the Intertubez.

That’s when I come across this.  This is where Al Gore’s Greatest Invention (TM) becomes Nicki Fellenzer’s Strongest Emetic.

Two words:  Naked Clowns.

Those two words are enough to send any small child running for the comfort of the hole under his bed.  Hell, it’s enough to make ME want to hide there!  Know why?

THIS is why!

It’s a fabulous cause!  They’re trying to raise money to find a cure for multiple sclerosis.  But seriously… does ANYONE really want to see this guy naked?

I’m sorry.  There are just people out there who really need to cover up!  Something about a clown with a nipple ring that would probably make my kids vom!  EW.  It’s not that this guy is hideously ugly.  He’s actually not horribly offensive looking, but the clown nose and the nipple ring combination makes this just a little too twisted for me.

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