We’ve heard about the absolute insanity of Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck registering to vote, as well as the entire starting lineup of the Dallas Cowboys football team… in Nevada. Michelle Malkin has covered this atrocity ad nauseam. The inimitable Ms. Malkin has covered other instances of alleged voter fraud as well… all apparently in favor of Barry O’Marxist.
But the Associated (with terrorists, as my bro Misha likes to call it) Press has decided it isn’t our electoral system that is the victim here. It isn’t the voters. It’s ACORN. That’s right. According to the AP, ACORN is the victim of fraud.
officials have repeatedly claimed that their own quality control
workers were the first to discover problematic ballots. In every state
investigating bad registrations, ACORN tipped off local officials to
bogus or incomplete cards…
Many
states require that all registrations be submitted to local voting
officials so that election directors are in charge of vetting problem
ballots, not the groups collecting them.
Part-time
ACORN workers receive one day of training and are paid $8 an hour to
collect signatures, according to Kettenring. He blamed bogus cards on
cheating and lazy employees trying to make a buck for doing nothing.
When
caught, Kettenring said, those workers are fired. The group is in the
process of tallying the number of bad cards ACORN flagged for election
officials, he said. Kettenring said he doubted the percentage of such
registrations would reach 2 percent.
Yeah, it’s ACORN that is being defrauded. It’s all those immoral part-timers that are doing their best to collect money for doing nothing. Those damn poor people making $8 per hour, trying to get over. It’s happening all over the nation, and it’s happening in favor of Barack Obama, but really… it’s nothing but McCain’s and the Republicans’ fault.
Is ACORN, according to McCain, perpetuating voter fraud that could be
“destroying the fabric of democracy”? Or are Republicans trying to keep
the disadvantaged, who tend to be Democrats, from casting ballots in a
hotly contested presidential race that has drawn record numbers of new
voters?
So it’s not ACORN’s fault for either prompting their workers to fraudulently register thousands of nonexistent voters or simply not keeping a closer watch on their employees. It’s the Republicans’ fault, because they’re trying to keep the black man down!
Can these people be any more ridiculously biased? This isn’t a news report or even a feature. It’s an absurd defense of the indefensible!
