It took me three hours to get to work this morning, because the IQ of DC and Northern Virginia residents drops an average of 30 points whenever any kind of moisture appears in the air, and an average 20 points anytime precipitation is forecasted. 

This morning it was some asshats who didn’t know how to keep a distance between their vehicles and the cars in front of them on wet pavement.  BANG!!!  One crash on I-395 North at the height of rush hour in the most congested area in the United States!

Three hours later, I finally make it into work, and I’m pissed.

First – I’m pissed that some skinhead assholes decide it would be a great idea to plot murder against Obama and other blacks.  Why?  Because they’re assholes.  Because they’re racist dickdrips who need to have their shriveled balls detached from their pasty, tattooed bodies and made into cufflinks for Obama’s shirt.

Second – I’m pissed at the planned Crap Sandwich Part… oh hell, I friggin’ lost count already!  That’s right!  You guessed it, boys and girls.  ANOTHER bailout!  Because obviously, without giving away billions of taxpayer dollars to GM and Chrysler, our economy will be in a crisis, we’ll all lose all our savings, there will be another depression… uh…  Where have we heard this before?

More crisis mongering from the “Republican” administration that wants to suck up yet more of your hard-earned tax dollars and just hand them to car companies that didn’t have enough sense to start building more fuel efficient cars and are now paying the price for their piss poor decisions.



The beleaguered auto industry is making its appeals to both presidential candidates and lawmakers running for re-election and their are indications those pleas are being heard.


Presidential press secretary Dana Perino told reporters Monday that officials at the “highest levels” of the Treasury, Energy and Commerce departments have listened to automakers make their cases. She said the administration is “working as quickly as we possibly can” to finalize the rules needed for automakers to start tapping a $25 billion loan fund that Congress approved last month.

Well isn’t this just special?

All morning, I’m hearing ads about how great the Hummer and the Escalade are a great deal with fabulous gas mileage at 20 mph!  They’re spending millions on advertising pieces of shit vehicles that slurp gas faster than a frat boy guzzles cheap beer at a keg party, but WE are supposed to give them billions of dollars?  Hummer and Escalade?  Um… yeah… GM vehicles.  Why should GM get any of our earnings when they don’t even have enough sense to quit trying to shove gas guzzling monsters down the throats of America during an economic slowdown?

On the other hand… some good news.  Ted Stevens – yeah, that petrified piece of pork-slurping shit is guilty of being a corrupt, lying sack of bribe-accepting detritus.  I do love it when justice prevails!  Of course, what pisses me off is that there are clue-deficient, sub-retarded dildoes who will still vote for him in Alaska – much like the slack-jawed vaginal cleansing bags who still voted for William “Freezer Cash” Jefferson in Louisiana, but I guess you have to take the good with the bad when it comes to free elections, right?

Sigh.

I have lots of work to do today, so enjoy your day.