I’m shamelessly stealing this one from Annie, because Oh. My. Friggin’. God!  Could the Detroit Free Press prostrate itself in front of the gonads of the Anointed One(tm) any more obviously and disgustingly?  They’re not just fellating him, they’re smearing themselves with the seed of their Savior and gargling the remains!

I’ll give you a few minutes to digest that image and then bang your head on your desk to rid yourself of it.  Go ahead…

Just take a look at the results!

Ready? Set! BARF!