Yeah, I know. I haven’t blogged. I’ve been busy. I think the customers at work are trying to kill me with short-term projects. It’s not that I’m complaining. I love what I do! Seriously! But it would be nice to be able to breathe… oh… say… once in maybe 4 hours or so!
In any case, blogging will continue to be light until I a) finish these two projects at work and b) complete the term paper from hell at home.
But until then, I want you guys to understand why it is that I should never have a significant other… why I hate Valentine’s Day and should never be allowed to have a date on this pernicious holiday… and why I’m just better off alone.
It’s because I like shit like this as a romantic thought for this Hallmark-born holiday.

Just remember, kiddies! You can’t spell Valentine’s Day without VD!
More really cool anti-VD shit here.




Feb 13, 2009 @ 15:53:40
Heh.That’s all I got.Heh.
Feb 13, 2009 @ 18:27:14
Happy Valentine’s Day! For whatever it’s worth. I already consider you my valentine, seein’ as how your fancy wordsmithing has already endeared you to me so. I hope you’re able to knock out all the special projects and get back to some semblance of normalcy.
Feb 13, 2009 @ 20:47:31
From the look on the boy’s face, I thought the girl was doing a Mike Tyson on his ear.
Feb 13, 2009 @ 22:59:05
Happy V-D from another adoring reader of your insightful and beautifully snarky prose.
Feb 14, 2009 @ 15:18:37
Yep, sitting here in my bathrobe, trolling for snark is about as exciting as my day is likely to get. Might go to work, though having my car in the shop makes that a little problematic.Anyways, fake holidays aren’t too important to me either. For that matter, most of the “real” ones aren’t too meaningful either.But just for fun, I figured I’d check out this day on Wikipedia. 1803: Marbury v. Madison declares that any act of Congress which does not comport with the Consitution is null and void. 100 years later, Congress creates the Department of Commerce and Labor.Anyways, you just need to find a S.O. who appreciates your sense of humor.