Every once in a while, I get scared.  Yes.  Me.  No, I’m not afraid to walk down the street in the dark in a pair of high heels, stockings and my skirt above the knees (although if the psycho religious zealots have their way, I’d probably be beheaded for my audacity – or at the very least, stuffed into a fashionable burqa).  I have no fear of boogie men under my bed or grizzly bears in my backyard.  I am afraid of bugs – I freely admit it  – and I’m not wild about reptiles either.  There’s something visceral and cold about them.  But the fear I’m talking about here is a frigid, sick feeling in the pit of my stomach that keeps gnawing away at me every time I turn on the radio or television news.

My first thought is always, “Fuck!  What’s next?”

Surprisingly, I woke up this morning to find there were no pink unicorns shitting gold coins in my front yard.  None in my backyard either. I was wholly disappointed, because the Prez signed the trillion-dollar stimulus yesterday, and I was expecting the stock market to soar, the birds to chirp, every American to have a job, and the mythical unicorn to be standing on my lawn with a pile of treasure under its ass. 

That didn’t happen, even though the politicians screeched like rabid banshees that the stimulus needs to pass NOW NOW NOW NOW, and that gazillions of jobs – even more than the actual population of the United Statets – would be lost unless the stimulus passed.  The stimulus would cure all!

Instead, stocks plunged nearly 300 points (I guess the cure-all stimulus didn’t solve that little problem), the automakers are trying to extort yet more money from the government, threatening to cut jobs and put a big, dark stain on Dear Leader’s plan to bring sunshine and prosperity to each and every one of us, and the Republicans, unsatisfied with their status as Socialists Lite(tm), have decided to open wide and swallow the late Uncle Karl’s schlong whole.


“I would not take off the idea
of nationalizing the banks,” Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.), said on
ABC’s “This Week with George Stephanopoulos.”

Graham, a
confidant of former Republican presidential nominee Sen. John McCain (Ariz.),
said that the problems in the economy and the financial sector are so
severe that U.S. policy makers may have to start thinking about things
once labeled unthinkable.

“This idea of nationalizing banks is
not comfortable,” said Graham, appearing downcast. “But I think we have
gotten so many toxic assets spread throughout the banking and financial
community throughout the world that we’re going to have to do something
that no one ever envisioned a year ago, no one likes.”

NOT UNCOMFORTABLE???  The thought of nationalization is NOT UNCOMFORTABLE????? The very entity that purchases $500 toilet seats, can’t seem to spend within its means, was largely responsible for causing the economic downturn in the first place, and has pushed mortgage companies into handing out gargantuan loans to those who couldn’t afford payments so the politicians could brag about “minority home ownership” now wants control of our banking system.  And the guy YOU voted for to run for President on the Republican ticket isn’t opposed to the idea!  Neither is Alan Greenspan, who turned out to be nothing but a traitor to the ideals of a free market.

This is why I’m scared.  My parents and I came to this country in hopes of getting away from the socialism that gradually eats up and destroys everything that this nation is built upon: achievement, competition and freedom… and now, I’m right back in hell, hoping to God and Goddess that the republic holds up, which is definitely in doubt, as far as I’m concerned.  That scares me.

When the subject of nationalizing oil companies first came up last year, socialist twunt Maxine Waters was all for it.  “Guess
what this liberal would be all about. This liberal will be about
socializing,” she said, pausing, “would be about, basically, taking
over, and the government running all of your companies.”

At least Waters is honest about her Marxist intentions.  I can appreciate that.

I just wish the Republicans, who have always claimed to be the party of limited government, weren’t just paying lip service to the concept.

Freedom has no allies left.  Not ones with any kind of power to change anything.