Here’s a Philadelphia Enquirer panty-shitter doing what panty-shitters do best: shitting his panties over a proposed amendment that would restore the right of law-abiding citizens to carry concealed their tool of self defense even to festering Marxist shitholes like California.


If you thought, like we did, that allowing people to carry theirloaded weapons into national parks was bad – Congress gave us this gifta few months ago – this amendment (S. 845) will really curl your hair.

It would allow citizens who have “concealed carry” permits from thestate in which they reside to carry concealed firearms into anotherstate that grants concealed carry permits – even those states whoserules would have prohibited those citizens in the past.


Oh noes!  Whats is we gonna do??? People who have passed a background check can now carry their concealed gunz in other states!  EVERYBODY PANIC!

Are you done now, Chicken Little?

Never mind that CCW holders tend to be a pretty law-abiding lot, and are less likely to be arrested for committing violent offenses than the rest of the general public!

Of course, those actual facts don’t enter into the emotionalist rhetoric of this particular… ahem… writer.


This latest outrage from the NRA-controlled Congress is anegregrious trampeling [sic.] of state’s rights that should not be allowed tostand.

More importantly, it’s a trampling of the rights of those of us whodon’t care to increase the numbers of people toting around hidden gunswhere we live, and who believe that armed is dangerous – to everyone.

I would love for this semi-literate simian to show me where the Constitution protects his “right” to disarm everyone else because he’s a cowardly fucktard.  I’ll even give him a clue: no such right exists!  But that doesn’t stop him from quoting Brady Center figures – that’s right – that bastion of objectivity – the BRADY CENTER – to prop up his disingenuous claim that CCW holders are somehow apt to go on a shooting rampage in his state, killing him and his loved ones in a chaotic bath of blood and guts.

The rest of this “editorial” is quite a bit more of the same frothing insults and rhetoric toward gun owners. He even invites those of us who feel “put out” by the “inconvenience” of not being able to carry our tools of self defense to stay home.

I have a proposition for this particular bag of douche. If you feel so terrified at the thought of law-abiding citizens being armed around you, I have a suggestion: move to Britain. It’s a gun-free Brady paradise.  That way you can get attacked by criminals armed with knives and you won’t have to worry about armed CCW holders around you!

Dumbass.