New York governor David Paterson is a douchebag.  You heard it here first.

Well… OK… the New York Daily News published it first, but I’m calling a spade a spade… Ooops!  That’s got to be racist.  I mean, I’m calling a douchebag a douchebag.


Gov. Paterson
blamed a racist media Friday for trying to push him out of next year’s
election – launching into an angry rant that left even some black
Democrats shaking their heads.

“The whole idea is to get me not
to run in the primary,” Paterson complained on a morning radio show
hosted by Daily News columnist Errol Louis.

He suggested that Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick, the country’s only other African-American governor, also is under fire because of his race.

“We’re not in the post-racial period,” Paterson said.

It couldn’t be the fact that New York has ballooning budget deficits and the governor can’t seem to spend within his means.  It couldn’t be that this guy can’t manage his own state and has approval ratings lower than Bush’s when he was still in office at the end of his second term.  It wasn’t the fact that this fetid retard tried to push through a bill as state senator that would require cops to shoot to wound, rather than using deadly force.  The guy is a complete blibbering fuckwit, and yet, it’s not his fuckwittery that is making his own party turn away from him, but racism!

Never mind that the two Paterson critics quoted in the above-linked story are actually African American, and even they think he’s a dumbass!

It’s not your skin, Davey.  It’s your complete lack of intellect, skill, ability and leadership.

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