This is what my street looks like after a metric fuckload of snow fell on us yesterday.  I spent the day shoveling, snow blowing and shoveling some more. I’m currently getting ready to get into a very hot tub and hope my muscles don’t hate me.

These are small children drowning in snow drifts after the plow had gone through overnight.

This is my front yard after I plowed a path from my driveway to my front door.  Thank goodness for snow blowers!

There are more than 20 inches of fluffy, cold white shit stacked ass high on my street.  In Virginia.  This is near-record snowfall for December in Virginia. 

I blame Al Gore.