Don’t you feel safe now?

Just remember – these are the people whom the gubmint trusts to examine your belongings, pat you down, and – coming soon to an airport near you – gaze at you nekkid looking for… uh… weapons.

I feel so much safer knowing TSA is on the job!

A federal Transportation Security Administration employee has been
arrested in connection with the molestation of a girl, Orange County
sheriff’s deputies said. The man told investigators he planned to make
her his “sex slave,” according to the arrest report uncovered by Local
6.

According to jail records, Charles Henry Bennett, 57, works as
a TSA employee at Orlando International Airport, and was booked into
the Orange County Jail early Friday morning after a 15-year-old girl
came forward claiming Bennett touched her inappropriately when she was
12, deputies said.

A TSA spokesperson reached late Saturday night
said it would not be possible for her reveal whether Bennett’s
employment status with the agency was impacted by his arrest until
Monday at the earliest.

Impossible? Hell, if I owned a security company and one of my employees was molesting 12 year olds, he’d not only be fired, he’d be found dead under a rock!  But it’s TSA.  It’s the government.  I certainly don’t expect this foul pervert to lose his job over something as silly as trying to turn a kid into a “sex slave.”

Just remember, these are the folks who will be touching you too!

Hallelujah! We’ll be saved!

What in the Constitution authorizes the Executive Branch to do this?

The Obama administration is considering several steps that would
review the legality of the controversial Bowl Championship Series, the
Justice Department said in a letter Friday to a senator who had asked
for an antitrust review.

In the letter to Sen. Orrin Hatch,
obtained by The Associated Press, Assistant Attorney General Ronald
Weich wrote that the Justice Department is reviewing Hatch’s request
and other materials to determine whether to open an investigation into
whether the BCS violates antitrust laws.

“Importantly, and in addition, the administration also is exploring
other options that might be available to address concerns with the
college football postseason,” Weich wrote, including asking the Federal
Trade Commission to review the legality of the BCS under consumer
protection laws.

Well, Hallelujah!  Don’t have health care?  The gubmint will take care of you.  Can’t afford a cell phone?  No problem! The gubmint’s got your back.  Can’t get a local TV provider to broadcast your fave NFL team?  The nanny state is there for you.

And now, because you obviously need the Bowl Championship system to switch to a playoff system, rather than the ratings system it
uses to determine the teams that play in the championship game, Teh Magic Marxist will take care of you.

My God!

These festering sores on the ass of decency are so drunk on their own power, that even Idi Amin, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular, is shaking his head in disbelief as he roasts in hell.

Not satisfied in growing the size and scope of government in countless ways, Ogabe now wants to dip his greasy fingers into college football!  And if you think, Republicans will save you from the oozing power grab of this particular administration, just remember this:  this fiasco was initiated by Orren Hatch, a Utah Republican, was steamed that his home state team was deprived of getting a chance to play for the title last year.

We have a war in Afghanistan.  We have an economy in the shitter (and yes, I know we registered a pretty good growth at the tail end of last year, and I also know that with a deficit as high as 11 percent of GDP and unemployment at 10 percent, we’re far from out of the woods). We have troops dying downrange.  We have terrorists that hate us so much, they’re trying to blow up their own crotches just to bag themselves some Americans and hoping that Allah will reattach their junk in the afterlife.

But our Great Leader and his band of authority crazed tyrant wannabes at Justice, apparently having saved the world from every other plague and problem have now decided to dip their wicks into college football!  Well, Hallelujah!  We’re saved from the big, bad college football unfairness!

For the record, I’m not a Republican, and I’m not a Democrat.  I happen to think every last one of the leeches who seek power and promise unwashed, uninformed, ignorant masses entitlements at other people’s expense needs to be voted out of office – Republican and Democrat alike. To me, there’s no difference. These shitbags don’t want to serve the people. They want to wield power over them, and they’re willing to use their power to control everything from college sports to the way you wipe your ass.

And the Great Unwashed just keep voting these monkeys into office every election cycle.  Is it any wonder they think they can continue to brandish their puny wands and expand their own power?

Crossdressing. Mohammed. On. A. Pogo. Stick.

Update on Johnny Weir

Yesterday, I wrote that PETArds and their drooling ilk have no conscience, no morals and no perspective.  Today I will tell you they are a foul, rabid band of sociopathic shitslurpers who all need to be immediately put down for the good of society.

U.S. figure skater Johnny Weir will replace the fox on one of his
costumes with faux fur after he and his costume designer were targeted by an
animal rights group.

Weir received “hate mail and death threats,” agent Tara Modlin said on
Thursday, and he doesn’t want anything to disrupt his performances at the
Vancouver Olympics.

“He’s changing it because he needs to focus on skating,” she said.

Death threats.  Over a tuft of fur.

Death threats.

What kind of imbecilic cretin do you have to be to threaten to kill someone over a tuft of fur?  What kind of hypocrite thinks a tuft of fox fur is worth a human life?

Here’s hoping we see video of Newkirk and her psychotic band of domestic terrorists dipped in barbecue sauce and raped by a herd of rabid yak… on YouTube!

Well at least he wasn’t choking it

There are a lot of things you can do on a New York City subway.  You can read. You can chat with friends and strangers.  If you’re in the cast of the musical Rent, you can break out in song and dance.  And… you can cuddle your chicken.

This dude has to be one lonely loser!

New York City’s transit agency is investigating a video posted online
that shows a man kissing and snuggling a live chicken aboard a subway.

The subway rider who took the video said Thursday that it was one of those New York moments she felt compelled to record.

Kylie Kaiser, a 27-year-old architect from Brooklyn, and two friends
boarded the uptown No. 6 train at the 33rd Street station at around 7
p.m. Tuesday.

“He was on his back, rolling from side to side, kissing, hugging and lifting the chicken up in the air,” she said.

Is it illegal to snuggle and kiss a barnyard bird on a public subway?

I can’t. I just can’t. AH SHIT – I DID

I can’t watch the STFU tonight. I can’t sit there and tolerate that smarmy, self satisfied, self aggrandizing, narcissist spout off about how he’s planning to take the greatest, free-est country in the world and turn it into a third-world socialist shithole!

I can’t stand the thought of Skeletor Pelosi’s face, glowing with adoration (or an extra injection of Botox) as she clings on to every word the Miraculous Maoist utters like a particularly stubborn bit of shit on Harry Reid’s ass hair.

But you know I’m going to.  It’s like a car wreck.  I can’t look away.

I’ll blog about it later.

UPDATE: Here he goes again with his bank penalization idea!!!!!!!!  Every time he opens his yap, my mutual funds take a nosedive!  PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SHUT UP!!!

HE CUT TAXES???????????????  WHAT?????????????????

HE HATED THE BANK BAILOUT?????????????  That’s a joke right?

Turning. TV. Off. Now. Before I have a stroke.