From the little known nation of Retardia

I’m fairly sure I’ll probably get all sorts of hate mail from politically correct morons protesting my use of the word “Retard.”  So I will preemptively assure you that the Specially Abled Americans (or whatever the politically correct term of the day is) are miles smarter and more functional than the PETArds and their animal rights pals.

I bet you think I’m going to blog about this guy…

Nope!  I’m going to write about the tards who waste their time and everyone else’s protesting inconsequential things – otherwise known as animal rights activists.

Look, I’m an animal lover.  I have a dog, I’ve rescued numerous cats, and I have a hedgehog. I’ve been known to scoop up strays and give them homes.  I get violent when I see defenseless animals being abused by sociopathic quasi-humans just to dissipate some of that impotent rage they have stored inside. Ya know… when the testicles fail to drop, the testosterone kind of festers inside, causing feelings of inadequacy and suppressed temper… but enough armchair psychology.

The flaming, positively on fire queer above is actually U.S. figure skater Johnny Weir, and the guy is positively awesome! He’s a three-time U.S. National Champion (2004-2006), the 2008 Worlds bronze medalist, a two-time Grand Prix Final medalist and the 2001 World Junior Champion. He’s an amazing athlete and spends a lot of time as a volunteer for a charity that fights childhood obesity.

And Goodness knows this country of McGorging Hogs needs it!

Note: I actually have no idea if Weir straight or gay, and I don’t care.  I would submit, however, that no man with a shred of testosterone in his body would wear that outfit.

And speaking of outfits… that one apparently has fur.  And animal rights freaks don’t seem to appreciate the sheer flamboyance of the getup.  They’re angry.  They’re bitter because some animal had to give up a bit of fluff to make Johnny Weir look FAAAAAAABULOUS!

So they spent time and energy writing a letter – not just to Johnny Weir, but also to costume designer Stephanie
Handler – castigating the skater for daring to exercise his homo sapien superiority over the animal kingdom by wearing some pelt on his sleeve and asking the designer to stop using helpless animal carcass leftovers as art.

Handler’s reaction was predictably disinterested.

“I totally get the dirtiness of the fur industry and how terrible it is to
animals. But it’s not something that’s the No. 1 priority in my life,” Weir
said on Tuesday. “There are humans dying everyday. There are thousands if not
millions of homeless people in New York City. Look at what just happened in
Haiti.”

Perspective? Yeah, they don’t has it.

And this Friends of Animals group isn’t the first band of tards that doesn’t think Weir is FAAAAAABULOUS!  The PETArds also got into the act.  You know People Eating Tasty Animals… um… I mean… People Embarrassing the Tidewater Area (for those of you not from Virginia, Tidewater is where PETArds make their ecologically friendly home and also where they euthanize thousands of defenseless critters)… um… I mean People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals… you know them right?  The same group that sponsors and sanctions the ecoterrorists of ALF (no, not the disturbing-looking alien on the TV show, but the Animal Liberation Front).  The same band of misanthropic morons who sent a letter to Yasser Arafat asking him and his homicide bombers to quit using donkeys to kill humans, while, of course not mentioning or bothering to condemn the senseless human death perpetrated by that specific set of barbarian camel humpers.

Yeah.  That group.

These residents of Retardia actually sent Weir graphic videos of animals being mistreated by the fur industry!  Classy, Ingrid Newkirk!  Really classy!

Never mind that every skater wears at least a little dead animal at all times… ya know… those things they wear on their feet – I think they’re called skates.

Never mind that humans have been eating and wearing animals since the first Neanderthal dragged his knuckles across the grassy flats of Prehistoria.

And never mind that animals… shhhhhhhh… here’s a secret you probably didn’t know… they eat other animals! 

It’s called the circle of life, stooopid!  Haven’t you seen the Lion King, Ingrid?

Here’s the thing.  These animal rightstards – they hate humans. They really do.  They’d be much happier if the majority of civilization was eradicated from this earth, and what’s left (if they had their way, it would be hemp wearing, dope smoking, vegan douchebags) lived in hovels, eating grass and wiping their asses with their hands.

They don’t respect human beings. They don’t care about the human race or human rights, and human suffering doesn’t even register on their moral radar.  But these are the same retards who suffer frothing hysteria if you harm a flea! 

Priorities?  They don’t has them.

Respect for the achievement, ultimate goodness, creativity and intelligence of the human race?  They don’t has them.

Stupid?  They has it.

Lots.

Cross posted at Washington Rebel.