I can’t watch the STFU tonight. I can’t sit there and tolerate that smarmy, self satisfied, self aggrandizing, narcissist spout off about how he’s planning to take the greatest, free-est country in the world and turn it into a third-world socialist shithole!

I can’t stand the thought of Skeletor Pelosi’s face, glowing with adoration (or an extra injection of Botox) as she clings on to every word the Miraculous Maoist utters like a particularly stubborn bit of shit on Harry Reid’s ass hair.

But you know I’m going to.  It’s like a car wreck.  I can’t look away.

I’ll blog about it later.

UPDATE: Here he goes again with his bank penalization idea!!!!!!!!  Every time he opens his yap, my mutual funds take a nosedive!  PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SHUT UP!!!

HE CUT TAXES???????????????  WHAT?????????????????

HE HATED THE BANK BAILOUT?????????????  That’s a joke right?

Turning. TV. Off. Now. Before I have a stroke.