Can I just say this sucks! A lot. I spent last night clearing my property. I spent this morning clearing my property. When I ran out of gas for my snow blower, I had to walk to the gas station in the blizzard to get more fuel. Why? Because the snow plows came through overnight and left me a present – a 5 foot wall of snow and slush that completely blocked my driveway!

Please note the rather large hole in the Great Wall of Snow and Slush… This is where I plowed my car into it, hoping to break up some of the densely-packed, wet, heavy snow and slush. This is also where I high-centered my car on a bunch of snow and sleet that packed itself under my car. If it wasn’t for the completely awesome neighbors, their sons and some folks from down the street, my car would still be there, sitting on top of the slush. THANK YOU NEIGHBORS! THANK YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH!

In case you’re wondering, that snow currently comes up to right below my waist! It JUST stopped after 36 hours of pounding. My child (the one who stayed here last night, as the older one was trapped at her friend’s house and couldn’t leave) drowned in the drift up to his tiny little waist.
That would be my driveway, which I spent the entire day clearing, with a potentially torn rotator cuff, I might add.
And now a message to all you environmentalist assholes who still claim the globe is warming, even though it hasn’t seen any warming in more than 10 years, and this is one of the coldest, foulest, snowiest winters on record: FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU AL GORE. FUCK YOU every single envirodouche who is screeching for more taxes, more penalties, more legislation, more tyranny in the name of Mother Gaia!
Go fuck yourselves!




Feb 07, 2010 @ 05:09:25
Hey Nicki, I just came upon your web site linked from a guy commenting on pajamasmedia.com and I must say I like your style! I live in California and long for the righteous anger of citizens like you. Keep up the rage, fight back and don’t become an ObamaPod!
Feb 07, 2010 @ 09:29:00
Cry me a river. I drove into the heart of Washington DC from 50 miles away at the height of this blizzard because some tool who had the day off their own damned self declared me to be an “essential” employee and denied me leave. Thank God for 4×4 Jeeps and my mad snow ninja skillz. However, my unshoveled driveway will be waiting for me when I get home, unless of course you were very nice and went over to clear it off…I know that it’s a lot to expect but it would make up for that poor plant that was doing so nicely before I left it in your care.
Feb 07, 2010 @ 13:42:12
Hi, Joshua – trust me when I tell you that is the LAST thing you have to worry about with me! LOLMy righteous anger is currently boiling!
Feb 07, 2010 @ 20:56:26
My gracious…where I come from this was GOOD rabbit huntin weather..
Feb 07, 2010 @ 20:57:46
How do you hunt rabbits, if they’re dead – drowned under all the snow? LOL
Feb 12, 2010 @ 18:01:17
Mark today (12 Feb 2010) on your calendar as the day the national weather service announced that all 50 states have snow. The first time ever. Love your blog… Spasbia
Feb 14, 2010 @ 02:22:07
I’m in southern Maryland — you know, the part traditionally know as “Little Dixie” and considered to be part of “the South”.We have 2.5 – 3.5 feet of whiteness on the ground right now with more due-in tomorrow night. AND WE’RE BEING TOLD THAT THIS IS A SIGN OF GLOBAL FARKING WARMING.Agree with you that all the alarmist bastards pushing the “man-caused global-warming” meme need to be staked-out in my front-yard, nekkid, to see how long they survive the “warmness” out there.Ooooh — on second though I just pictured a bunch of frozen naked-hippy corpses appearing in my yard as the snow melts in the Spring —- Yeccch!