Every once in a while you take a look at someone’s written word, and you just want to fall down on your knees and yell “AMEN!” at the top of your lungs. It is so in this case, as my ever-so-eloquent brother Misha hits one out of the ball park so hard, that the bat has shattered into a million pieces small enough to use as toothpicks!
If you don’t like us, fine. Go the fuck away. Leave us alone and we’ll leave you alone too. We owe you nothing, but if you accept our help, then the fucking LEAST you owe US is a “thank you” and the courtesy of not trying to piss in our cereal when we’re not looking.Contrary to what you scum-sucking louts may believe, you are NOT entitled to our largesse, and if you can’t find it within yourselves to offer us the common courtesy of not spitting on us when we’re saving your lives, then kindly go fuck yourselves.
If our flag is an insult to you, then we can leave. You deal with your own shit, but don’t come crying to us when you fuck it up again, because THIS American has just about had it with your ingratitude.
What’s this all about? Well, if you haven’t heard, our Fearless Leader has decided that our troops in Haiti who are working their asses off to help the third-world shithole after a devastating earthquake shan’t fly the American flag. Why? Because apparently it’ll be seen as an “occupation” by some ingrates who see it fit to use us for help, come to us with their paws outstretched for handouts, but with an attitude like they’re doing us a fucking favor by allowing us to lift them out of their misery.
And God forbid that our troops be “allowed” to be Americans. We’re apparently supposed to provide our money, services, energy and personnel, but hide our Americanness and hide who we are? Really?
You know what? FUCK YOU!
We are Americans. We are the most generous people in the world. We have risen up and extended the hand of friendship to Haiti, deployed our service members there to help those who obviously couldn’t help themselves. They’re there – a long way from their homes and families – getting shat upon by ingrates!
Personally, I’ve had it!
You don’t like it that we fly our flag?
Go fuck yourself. Try to get back on your feet without us. And if you insist that you need our help, keep your ungrateful trap shut, assholes!
Because you know what? With the amount of money we have raised to help your thankless asses, and the resources we’ve expended thus far, we could buy your worthless fucking country three times over!
Remember that next time you bitch that we’re an occupying force!
Mar 18, 2010 @ 22:50:39
Nicki, you know restraint causes your blood pressure to go up. Tell us how you really feel.
Mar 18, 2010 @ 23:46:46
Yeah, yeah. I know. 8-)I should try therapy or something.
Mar 18, 2010 @ 23:55:14
I can see this. If you’re part of the ruling class of Haiti and you’re completely ineffectual, you’d hate seeing the flag of a successful country. Every day. Reminding you that you’re a huge failure.I seriously doubt people who are in desperate need of food, shelter, and clean water give a damn.
Mar 19, 2010 @ 01:46:21
AMEN
Mar 19, 2010 @ 05:16:22
I’m thinking that the only “ingrate” whose opinion matters here is the ingrate currently occupying the Oval Office…who has made it abundantly clear that he really doesn’t like either America or the vast majority of Americans.And – pardon my language – fuck him too.As for Haiti: the country is an ongoing catastrophe that has been bailed out by America any number of times. The earthquake is just the latest chapter in an ongoing saga of misery.At some point Haitians are just going to have to learn how to stand on their own two feet.
Mar 19, 2010 @ 17:20:49
If it had been me sitting in the Oval Office when this douchenozzle shot off his mouth about our flag offending him, I’d have told him to cram his poor hurt feelings up his ass, and ordered our guys to pack up and come on home. Not a drop of water, not a scrap of food, not a single dose of medicine, not a tent-pole would I leave behind.I will grant you that your average Haitian on the street is glad for the help, so it may not be entirely fair to punish them for their leader’s idiocy, but really, enough is enough already. We step in every time some shithole country is devastated by some natural disaster, and their people still hate us after the fact, because we “didn’t do enough” or we “weren’t there fast enough.” You know what, fella? Fuck you and the malnourished horse you rode in on. We don’t owe anyone a damn thing when it comes to disaster relief.On top of that, we have people right here in our own country who are sick, hungry, and homeless. If we’re gonna use money we don’t have to be all philanthropic, I’d much rather we spent it here rather than there. I don’t give a rip if a liberal will tell me I’m a heartless, self-centered bastard. Yeah, if that’s how you make that call, then I’m guilty and proud of it.We need to just stop doing this. We need to stop with the “foreign aid” as well. We give Egypt something like $2 billion a year for aid, and their people still hate us and would love to see us brought low. Far as I’m concerned, they can eat shit and die screaming. I’d rather be $2 billion richer and hated than $2 billion poorer and hated anyway.This whole nonsense is just getting incredibly tiresome. At some point, the American people are going to reach the breaking point, and hopefully when that happens, our President, whoever’s in the White House at the time, will have the spine to say, “Our new foreign policy is ‘fuck you’ unless you are Canada, the UK, or Australia.” That would just delight me to the toes, to hear a President say that.Anyway… /rant.
Mar 20, 2010 @ 02:46:21
Once again you and The Emporer have plainly spoken what so desperately needed to be said.I’ve been following His Highness for a while now. Why doesn’t it surprise me that he’s your brother?Good genes. Reproduce often.
Mar 20, 2010 @ 17:18:31
America is getting less and less American. After all we now have Papa Doc as our president, and we are losing all our liberties and our constitution.
Mar 21, 2010 @ 02:13:58
We are in one hell of a mess. I never thought we would be held hostage by our elected officials. They must have located Hitlers rule book. Fear not it will get to point where enough is enough. I spilled a lot of blood in that shit hole (Nam). I guess we need to look ship loads of tea.RonNam 67USMC