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April 5, 2010
Lesson 1 – always tell the truth.
Lesson 2 – Make the opening sentence of your story interesting and engaging!
Lesson 3 – Run for your life as the entire Muslim global community issues a fatwa on your ass
I had to take a screenshot of this Sky News story, because I’m convinced it won’t last long – not with the opening sentence (which I’ve highlighted in yellow).
Holy shit!
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Apr 05, 2010 @ 15:17:00
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!!!
Apr 05, 2010 @ 23:10:22
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..(gasping for air)….HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!HA!
Apr 06, 2010 @ 04:35:01
Good Gawd! The world has indeed gone mad!
Apr 08, 2010 @ 07:46:44
A Sky News apology in 5,4,3,…
Apr 08, 2010 @ 09:45:09
That’s a spankin’ monkey… keeps them islamotards too tired to chop off people’s heads.Uh-oh. The poor bastards can’t even spank the monkey.”The five year old pig-tailed macaque…”
Apr 08, 2010 @ 10:44:09
OMFG!! How insane is that? Will the Islamo-simians feel a brotherly bond?*snerk* *snork* *choke* *chortle*
Apr 08, 2010 @ 12:45:00
LMFAO… This is too funny. It’s even funnier because the monkey looks like Ahmadinnerjacket.
Apr 08, 2010 @ 13:27:41
ROFL!!! Nat, did you notice that if you put a little skullcap on it, it actually looks like it could be an imam?
Apr 08, 2010 @ 15:22:07
I don’t get it. Is there supposed to be a monkey in this picture? All I see is another muslim mouthbreather, except someone seems to have crammed it into a police uniform.
Apr 08, 2010 @ 15:25:30
Who knew that the right Rev. Wright had another life?
Apr 08, 2010 @ 19:09:19
Biff-Hey, that’s not nice to compare a respected member of law enforcement to a mooseslime. I just hope the little guy remembers to protect his virtue and not accept any marriage proposals when visiting mosques and such.