You are not alone .

There are more parasitic, drunk, looting vermin out there taking advantage of hard-working Britons just like you.

Meet Jane and Lee Houghton – the latest deserving contestants in my Circumcision With Chainsaw™ game.

They’re loud. They’re drunk. They’re classless louts who breed like rabid chinchillas. They have five scummy kids, one of whom has already procreated and squeezed one crotch monkey out of her cavernous hole.  They have a nice house, spend £1000 per twatfruit for Christmas, and have the best of everything…

…at taxpayer expense.

‘We use our money to spoil our kids – they’ve got everything,’ said Mrs Houghton. ‘We’ve got a computer and a laptop, four TVs, two Xboxes,three DVD players and we’ve all got mobile phones.’

Lemme give you a clue, princess!  That is not YOUR money. You do nothing to contribute to society.  You don’t work. You don’t produce.  You leech – just like any bloodsucker.  You have no redeeming qualities, and about the only “talent” you have is spreading your legs and being a sperm catcher.  You’re nothing but a drain on society, and I keep wondering how long those in the UK who still remember what it’s like to work and produce will allow you to ride on their backs.

Oh, and much like the Daveys, these pieces of rancid dung are demanding more.  Apparently, they’re just not sucking enough blood out of the British taxpayers.  They feel themselves entitled, because Lee can hardly keep his temper in check around other people (a condition from which I suffer on a daily basis when driving on I-66) and can’t keep his quivering unit out of his dried out whore of a wife.

I didn’t think I’d see anyone give the Daveys a run for their money in the worthless vermin department, but these lowlife swine come close.

Is it any wonder the UK is running its highest budget deficit since WWII? 

Needle. Wire. Super Glue.  Rusty chainsaw.  Combine and use at will