No wonder Contessa (I’d spell it with a “u”) is a dumbshit. If my parents saddled me with a name like that, I’d bitch slap them stupid and promptly change my name to something less conspicuous.  It’s like naming your kid Chlamydia, ferfuckssake!

Anyway…

Contessa Brewer is a retard – no offense to retards intended.  During her interview with GOP Congressman Mo Brooks, this drooling assmonkey tried to school the Congressman on the bailout, claiming that without it, America would be in a depression. (Who can blame the blibberling buttsore for ardently defending the Great Zero, as is no doubt specified in her contract!)

Anyway…

After Congressman Brooks disagreed with Cuontessa’s astute economic assessment (no doubt using her BS – and I do mean BS – in journalism) about the Great Zero having bailed out our economy and saved us all from another Great Depression, she jumped on him like Oprah on a baked ham.  “Do you have a degree in economics?” she challenged.

His reply: “Yes ma’am, I do. Highest honors.”  Indeed, the Congressman “graduated from Duke University in three years with a double major in political science and economics, with highest honors in economics,” according to his congressional website.

Ooops!

The slack, vapid, slightly “monkey fucking a football” look on Cuontessa’s face is priceless!  Watch the video!

It’s amusing to see media talking heads implode.  The split second look of horror really is priceless!