Not satisfied with turning her reproductive giblets into a clown car, shitting out 14 fuck trophies she couldn’t afford and then neglecting them, the attention whore known as Octomom has made a porn video in which she pleasures herself.

I’ll wait for you to finish vomiting. Go ahead.

While I’m sure that there are probably a handful of creeps living in their moms’ basements who will rub one (or more) out to this crazy twat’s bid for yet more attention, her absurd pleas for relevance are getting really old. She can’t afford to actually care for her crotchfruit, so she has famously neglected them, forcing them to live in squalor and squat outside like animals.  Neglect = news.

She filed for bankruptcy, because somehow she could afford to shit out 14 pups through in-vitro, but apparently had no marketable skills to actually take are of them. Bankruptcy = news.

Apparently the only part of her body that is actually capable of making money is her vajayjay, so she’s using her already overused plumbing to make porn movies.  Masturbation when you’re Octomom = news.

I’ll wait for you to finish yet another round of regurgitation. Go ahead.

So this worthless cuntwart, who somehow managed to convince a doctor to artificially inseminate her and shat out two litters, and who is living off society, because she’s too stupid and lazy to get a job that doesn’t actually involve her vagina, is now pontificating on ObamaCare.

With a huge family, she said her medical expenses were exorbitant.

“No one should pay a dollar for health care,” she said. “It’s imparative [sic] and a very important law — like the driver’s license. A lot will change with me. I’m spending up to $2,000 a month on health care.”

However, even if Suleman didn’t have to spend a dime on doctor visits for her massive brood, she said she’d probably still have done her recent porn video.

“I would’ve made the same decision,” she said. “I have more bills to pay than just health care.”

She made the choice to shit out two litters of rugrats – INTENTIONALLY – knowing she had no job and no way of supporting them and likely counting on notoriety and attention and maybe a reality show to provide needed resources to raise said litters.

And she thinks she should receive health care for free. She believes that people who worked hard in college and medical school, who put up with grueling hours, exams and incredibly challenging academics, whose skills are in demand and relatively rare, because not everyone can do what they can do and maintain their sanity – she believes those people should be forced to give her those skills FOR FREE. She believes she deserves their hard work, experience, mind, blood, sweat and tears without having to”pay a dollar” while she shits out more kids and relies on others to pay for their upkeep.  And she believes the government should force you, me and every other taxpayer to pay for her tendency to create an entire generation of welfare recipients!

And “like the driver’s license” ???????

What the flying, blithering, vomiting fuck????

So thanks once again, SCOTUS, Zero and every felching piece of gonorrhea that has voted for him!  THIS IS WHAT WE ARE SUPPORTING.

Go ahead. Puke up the last vestiges of food you’ve had during the past 24 hours. I’ll wait.