I mentioned previously that I have a new favorite site. Text from Dog is relatively new, but I think it’s going to be an Internet sensation in no time! It features a bulldog who has learned how to text and his electronic relationship with his
owner butler. Dog is very gifted and has somehow not only acquired a phone, but learned how to text on it using spelling, syntax and grammar that is often better than the humans who write the papers I must edit.
Dog thinks he’s a superhero named Batdog.
Dog also thinks his owner is his butler and likes to have sex with everything from other dogs to furniture. That’s one horny bulldog!
So when The Guardian did an interview with this dog, I just had to share!
Is there any particular piece of technology that you have owned and hated?
I found a battery in the bin once. Whenever I licked it, it gave my tongue an electric shock. But I COULDN’T STOP LICKING IT. I hated that battery, but at the same time, I loved it. Now I feel like I want to cry. Thanks for bringing that up.
Batdog should be an inspiration to dogs everywhere!
Except for the whole humping everything thing.
Not fond of the bellyflop the postman thing either. We’d get sued.
Tucker’s talent wouldn’t be texting. His paws are too enormous. They’re actually bigger than my hands! I don’t think they make phones big enough for him to text.
But if you need someone to drool on your clothes just as you’re ready to leave for the office, Tucker’s your man!
He’s also good at farting at your head and hogging the bed. And he may have a talent for eating cat shit.
And he has this uncanny ability to endear himself to everyone whom he meets. Actually, that may be his superpower. He makes people fall in love with him.