Mittens’ pick of Paul Ryan as his running mate makes him a tad bit more palatable. He’s still Mittens “ban assault weapons” ObamneyCare. But at the very least he has picked a running mate who had the balls to propose a real plan to balance the budget and cut spending. Not a PERFECT plan by any means, but a good faith effort to get us out of a financial hole.

Expect the same lack of enthusiasm for Mittens as there was for McShitstain last year. And while MaveRINO picked himself a running mate with a lot of style and little substance, Paul Ryan at least walks the walk. Paul Ryan has the balls to walk it.

Expect the media to give him a proctological exam and slam him from every side. I hope he takes the heat with his customary class.

That said, I’m not having a spontaneous orgasm for the GOP ticket, because it’s still a shit sandwich. But at least the addition of Paul Ryan makes it a shit sandwich with a side order of the BEST chocolate shake around.