OK, maybe I do: stupid, worthless, no-good, goddamn, freeloading sonofabitch! Retarded, big-mouth, know-it-all, asshole jerk…
(Major points if you can name the movie!)
Seriously, though. They did threaten to do it, and now they have. The giant vulvae have invaded Tampa. No, they’re not vajayjays. Otherwise, the leftards from CodePink would be wearing large, pink tubes. Instead, displaying a shocking lack of anatomical awareness, they have invaded Tampa dressed as giant… well… vulvae. Good lord, you daft bints! How can you stage an effective protest against supposed Republican invasion of your giblets, if you can’t even correctly identify the body part being invaded? Did they teach you nothing at school? Or are you morons really too busy trying to display your shockingly fluffy labia to bother being anatomically correct?
Several demonstrators from the feminist group Code Pink wore frilly pink costumes while others adorned with cardboard cutouts resembling the sexual organ were milling about Sunday looking for Republicans.
And if you ever wondered what a giant, walking set of external female bits looks like, behold the PinkTards on all their glory!
Here you have a large representation of what looks like a woman dressed as a set of meat curtains. And those lumps on the edge of the costume? Well, knowing the PinkTards, let your imagination run wild!
And yes, it does look like Audrey II!