I Got Yer Obama Phone Right Here!

You remember this noxious piece of detritus last year, don’t you?

This is the screeching shrew who encouraged welfare hogs to vote for Obama, because he gives them free phones. “Obama phones,” she called them.

Good lord! The voice emanating from that foul maw make my ear drums melt and ooze out of my nose! If her shrieking, soul-gnawing howling doesn’t make you want to eviscerate her with a plastic butter knife, I don’t know what will!

Now, to be fair, the Lifeline program for the poor began quite a few years ago, and was meant to provide cheap phone service. It was expanded to cell phones during the Bush era, but has literally tripled in cost from 2009 to 2012!

Started in 1985, Lifeline pays companies $9.25 per customer per month. It disbursed $772 million in 2008 and $2.2 billion last year, according to the Universal Service Administrative Co., a Washington-based nonprofit that oversees the subsidies.

TracFone is the largest prepaid wireless company in the U.S., with 23.2 million customers at the end of March and $4.8 billion in revenue last year. Lifeline accounts for about 3.6 million of those customers…

TracFone received about a quarter of the funds from this taxpayer subsidy, and the fraud-ridden disaster benefits Mexican billionaire Carlos Slim.

The program became known as Obama Phones, because apparently hogs who like to live off the efforts of others saw Obama as the giver of free stuff. Kind of like the banshee in the video above.

But one is supposed to be truly needy to qualify for free stuff.  Recipients of the free Obama phones generally can’t earn more than 135 percent of the federal poverty line, which in most states is $23,550 for a family of four.  There are also regulations limiting the free phones to one per household. All paid for by a little fee tacked on to your phone bill called Universal Service Fund fee. Obama supporters will tell you that is not a tax, so technically taxpayers aren’t paying for free phones for these… ahem… disadvantaged.

Yeah… semantics.

You are paying for this program, and it has bloated into wasteful mess, which is where intrepid undercover reporter James O’Keefe comes in. O’Keefe’s Veritas Project uncovered massive fraud in the program, including free phone distributors giving away phones to people who suggest that they’ll buy expensive purses and even drugs after they sell their “free” phone!

More than $2 billion to give away phones to morally corrupt swine, who are so addicted to the public teat, they’re willing to vote for Obama just to get their free cell phones!

Your government in action. Aren’t you proud?

 

Dear Assholes of the United Nations…

…Please go fuck yourselves.

…Several times.

…with a pickaxe.

You want to ensure that we can’t freely exercise our Second Amendment rights.

You want to tax us in order to “spread the wealth around.”

You want to steal from our innovators, our biggest producers and hardest workers and punish them for being self sufficient, bright, inventive and courageous enough to continue producing in an environment that your leftarded supporters have created, making it unprofitable and cumbersome to produce.

And you want us to hand over our freedoms, our earnings and our producers willingly – for the greater good – to an organization that mishandled, mismanaged and outright pocketed billions of dollars over the years and funneled our earnings to some of the world’s most odious dictators under the guise of “development.”

Again, screw you, your bureaucrats and every oozing, fetid, pus-filled maggot that supports you.

“Somebody needs to pay for aaaaaallllll my children…”

No job and no marketable skills? Check.

Squeezed out 15 fuck trophies by three different baby daddies? Check.

Living off society? Check.

Bitching because what she gets completely free just for having a clown car instead of a vaj is apparently not enough? Check.

This foul leech shits out kids as if they’re not even little humans who need care, but rather just byproducts of her sexual desire, and then has the gall to DEMAND that society pay for them!

She feels entitled to the earnings of hard-working Americans, because she has no marketable skills other than spreading her legs.

She wields her ignorance and incompetence like a claim check.

She blackmails society with her kids – by keeping them unwashed, barely clothed and hungry – counting on the guilt of others to compel them to support her and pay for her incompetence.

This is the face of evil, people. Remember it. Memorize it.

She and others like her don’t bring children into this world, because they love and cherish this new life they’ve created. They fuck without thought and use the innocent lives they create to extort support from others. These whores expect to be paid for their thoughtless reproduction – paid with your efforts and your earnings – paid for their senseless, savage moral corruption – paid for their crude abuses, instead of their virtues and values.

The children are an innocent byproduct of this woman’s narcissistic need to hump like a cat in heat.

Damn shame.

h/t: Lagniappe’s Lair

A truer cartoon has never been drawn

For those of you unfamiliar with “Project Gunrunner,” it’s an ATF scheme to allow straw purchases of guns in the United States by those connected with Mexican drug cartels, then allow the guns to “walk” over the border into Mexico, then make their way into the paws of violent thugs – all under the watchful eye of the US gubmint, allowing them to track the guns and capture the bad guys.

Not so much, that.

The program was a FAIL. The ATF lost track of said guns.  American law enforcement officers died. Attorney General Eric Holder denied knowledge until “very recently” – at least until recorded proof surfaced in which he bragged about the program at a Mexican function.

Ooops!

There’s enough corruption to go around in this mess.

Here’s the original link to the cartoon.  Enjoy.

It’s what’s important

Government is about to shut down. Congress can’t seem to agree on a budget. The leftards refuse to actually cut spending. Many people, including our military (who are, by the way, required to show up to work, regardless of the government shutdown) will not get paid until this whole budget mess is over.

But what is important to Zero?

Campaigning, of course!

He’s got a reelection to win, after all, even if he did promise to work hard until the budget was passed!

Obama’s team may not include the president himself. Despite the impasse in Washington over federal spending, the president as of early Wednesday was scheduled to give two speeches outside of Washington: one on energy in the Philadelphia suburbs, then another Wednesday evening to a group of black political activists in New York.

If the schedule remains intact, it will be the president’s first trip outside the capital since he officially declared Monday he will seek a second term. And while Obama (D) and his aides have repeated said he will not focus on his campaign in the next few months, his schedule may contradict those words.

Obama’s town hall on energy will be held at a wind turbine plant in the town of Fairless Hills in Bucks County, a well-known political bellwether in the Philadelphia area. While the city of Philadelphia overwhelmingly votes Democratic, its suburbs swing between the Democratic and Republican parties, making them crucial for Obama’s 2012 campaign.

Now we see what’s really important.

Congrats, America.  You elected this. Now enjoy the spoils.