Said Jonah Falcon, who claims to have the world’s largest penis, about his experience with security at San Francisco International Airport recently.
New York native Jonah Falcon, 41, said that he was returning from a weekend in San Francisco on July 9 when he was delayed by TSA agents [Note: SFO actually has private security under contract with TSA working there, not actual TSA agents] who became curious about the bulge in his pants.
“TSA didn’t know what to make of the massive bulge on my thigh. Even after I went through that body scanner that shows you naked,” Falcon wrote on his Twitter page.
How many of you guys out there would love to make the claim that they got extra friskies because of the size of their… gun?
This guy claims to have a penis that is nearly 10 inches long when flaccid, and more than 13 inches long when erect – making it one of the largest ever recorded. That’s not a dick. That’s a billy club! It’s so big, it should charge money for autographs! It probably has its own zip code too, and violates zoning laws in Georgia!
Yeah, write your own dick jokes in comments!
I guess technically it IS a growth. It’s attached to his body (we hope). I think the security people were just curious to see what a real large schlong looked like.
Come on! How many of you wouldn’t?