My new future wife

It’s Friday, and I don’t feel like blogging much, but I feel I need to share this.

I have found my future wife. I’m totally in love with this chick. Her name is Kira Davis She is awesome in every way. So instead of blogging why I love her, I encourage you to listen to her.

Oh… and if she’s already spoken for, I nominate her for President. I don’t care which party.

One more enters the field

Is there anyone out there who will vote for this hirsute biker-cum-nutbag for President?

Quran burning pastor Terry Jones, last seen protesting Sharia law outside the White House and accidentally setting off his gun during a trip to Michigan, is getting ready to light up the presidential race.

A press release from Jones’ Stand Up For America Now announced his bid for the White House on Wednesday.

Apparently, he’s got pretty mainstream Republican views.  But he’s… well… nuttier than squirrel shit!

 

Some people just have a pathological need for attention.

But what the hell! The GOP field was getting pretty dull.