I know I said I’d refrain from blogging about politics, but this latest ploy on the part of the Obama administration is so filled with amazing, narcissistic FAIL… so disgustingly egomaniacal, avaricious and vainglorious, that I couldn’t NOT blog about it in good conscience.

Got a wedding, birthday or other special event coming up?

Obama wants your money! Don’t hoard that special gift for yourself! Your baby doesn’t need that extra set of cute clothes or that Diaper Genie! Don’t be greedy, you certainly don’t need birthday gifts, and you can make a good start at your marriage without that toaster or new set of towels! Instead, have your friends and relatives donate cash to Obama so you can keep that thug and his corrupt band of shitbags in office for another four years in lieu of a gift.

I shit you not. Zero is now pandering for your gifts.

Give your money to Obama. His millionaire ass needs it much more than you do, so he can continue relieving you of yet more of your earnings during a second term.

So stop being such a selfish, uncaring, unsharing, avaricious dolt! It’s not all about you! It’s not about your new baby or you starting your new life with your new spouse! It’s about the Glorious, Benevolent Barackus getting another term so he can implement his “Change,” so Michelle can be proud of her country again!